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I used to be one of those doofs who says "I can't cook...not even toast! Hahaha...I'm crazy inept!"....Then I watched a gal named Rachael Ray & SHAZAAMMMMM! I was mushing all sorts of things together to make yums.

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July 27, 2010
I hate salads. Kay. Whew. Glad I got that out in the open. ;) But really…I do. I hate ‘em. I don’t get the hype. I hate shoving giant pieces of lettuce polka-dotted with random bits & dripping with mushy dressing into my mouth. There’s no way to gracefully do it. I’d much rather navigate a sandwich, pasta, or hell…even oysters. So apparently when I went to Trader Joe’s (my market of choice) last week, I was high. Because I bought salad fixin’s. Actually more likely I probably was in a deep dark depression due to a step on the scale. Eh. Tit-tat. The above photo is of the salad I made from the fixin’s from TJ’s.  OH…MI….EFFING…..FOODIE GAWWWWD! This isn’t a salad. It’s everything that is right in the world…on a plate. I know. I KNOW! I am the Salad Hater. Not no’ mo’. This plate o’ healthful yums is….. ~butter lettuce…which sounds just as delicious as it is. Also, it’s bite sized. ~chickens…I grilled mine up in some grape seed oil, salt & peppah ~feta cheese…the container I got from TJ’s had spices along with it ~kalamata olives….I friggin’ love olives! My first born child will be named “Olive” ~Trader Joe’s Goddess salad dressing…not certain what’s in it…except for bits of heaven There you have it. The salad that ended the “Sara Hates Salads” campaign. Mmmmmmmmm!

I hate salads.

Kay. Whew. Glad I got that out in the open. ;)

But really…I do. I hate ‘em. I don’t get the hype. I hate shoving giant pieces of lettuce polka-dotted with random bits & dripping with mushy dressing into my mouth. There’s no way to gracefully do it. I’d much rather navigate a sandwich, pasta, or hell…even oysters.

So apparently when I went to Trader Joe’s (my market of choice) last week, I was high. Because I bought salad fixin’s. Actually more likely I probably was in a deep dark depression due to a step on the scale. Eh. Tit-tat.

The above photo is of the salad I made from the fixin’s from TJ’s. 

OH…MI….EFFING…..FOODIE GAWWWWD!

This isn’t a salad. It’s everything that is right in the world…on a plate.

I know. I KNOW! I am the Salad Hater. Not no’ mo’.

This plate o’ healthful yums is…..

  • ~butter lettuce…which sounds just as delicious as it is. Also, it’s bite sized.
  • ~chickens…I grilled mine up in some grape seed oil, salt & peppah
  • ~feta cheese…the container I got from TJ’s had spices along with it
  • ~kalamata olives….I friggin’ love olives! My first born child will be named “Olive”
  • ~Trader Joe’s Goddess salad dressing…not certain what’s in it…except for bits of heaven

There you have it. The salad that ended the “Sara Hates Salads” campaign.

Mmmmmmmmm!

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